Showing posts with label great white sharks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label great white sharks. Show all posts

Sunday, August 8, 2010

the fear monster + shark gangz

"Fear is a normal emotion we all experience, sometimes constantly! We are speaking of fears with which almost everyone can identify, such as the fear of speaking in public, the fear of change, the fear of shark gangs, the fear of being alone, the fear of failure, the fear of fear itself, the fear of failure. The list could go on because we often let the fear monster surface."

Maybe fear is holding you back? Fear is like a big black monster that hides behind a wall with claws and a sweatband that says "fear monster". I found this out from a highly informative book called Willpower - How to GAIN it and MAINTAIN it. A simple "building block approach" Personally I am a very fearful person. One of the largest causes of death in the western world is great white sharks/true love.


Thanks Auckland City Library basement



BTW did u know sharks travel in packs and often like to attack people in SHARK GANGS of like 2, 7 or 25 sharks? AHRGHWE SHARK GANGZ.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

you are my greatest fear and I thought that I could run from you


If you've been watching the news, shark attacks through the roof
they're calling this month the summer of blood

If you're worried about getting eaten, they say the odds are tiny
it's way more likely you'll die in the home

I don't wanna be shark food

Nevertheless I'm obsessed with the king of the sea
pick up Reader's Digest for monthly stories

About people who survived shark attacks and still swim in the sea
you get the same kicks vicariously

I don't wanna be shark food

So I made up my mind, I'd stay outa the sea, and I waltz on down, yeah I waltz on down to the Central Library... and go on adventures through all the pages, the Cold War, teleportation, cookbooks, speed dating, and then I go weak at the knees - five ninety seven point three in the dewey... what a beautiful sight - full colour books - of the shark's secret life - and I'm safe on dry land so they can't ruin mine

SAYS YOU

And wriggling through the door was a Great White Shark

"Take off that stupid shark mask"
"Take off that stupid panda mask"

234 Though you thought that you were safe on shore
there's a Great White going right for your left paw
And though you felt so safe at the library
there's a Great White there with no intent to read

Knowledge is power, don't you dare teach that thing how to read
You are my greatest fear, thought that I could run from you